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Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom
“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”
Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
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Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009
Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.
“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”
grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

Guffle Doat 

The part of skin between male nipples
"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.
Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....
Gufflegloss by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

Gufflebuff 

Define and use GuffleBuff in a sentence
GuffleBuff is a combination of two slang phrases brought about in a random conversation.
To define “Guff”. Guff has the common meaning of bothering someone, messing with someone, give them a stoppage in a fun humorous manner. Is used as a verb.
To Buffalo means to irritate, intimidate or confuse someone by an action of words.
So the term guffleBuff is used as a verb in a conversation to combat someone giving you guff and trying to confuse you at the same time.
Created between a man and his wife… and a funny conversation. June 6, 2025.
Don’t Gufflebuff me
Gufflebuff by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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