Gufflet 

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

Gufflet by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

Guffle Doat 

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

Guffle Doat by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.

Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....

Gufflegloss by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

Gufflebuff 

Define and use GuffleBuff in a sentence
GuffleBuff is a combination of two slang phrases brought about in a random conversation.
To define “Guff”. Guff has the common meaning of bothering someone, messing with someone, give them a stoppage in a fun humorous manner. Is used as a verb.
To Buffalo means to irritate, intimidate or confuse someone by an action of words.
So the term guffleBuff is used as a verb in a conversation to combat someone giving you guff and trying to confuse you at the same time.
Created between a man and his wife… and a funny conversation. June 6, 2025.

Don’t Gufflebuff me

Gufflebuff by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025