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Gruffle
To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.
I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.
Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
Gruffle by herpityderpderp April 17, 2011
gruffle monkey
Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.
Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.
or
Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.
or
Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.
gruffle monkey by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007
The Gruffle
The Gruffle by Doggysoft September 11, 2005
Muffle Gruffle
While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Muffle Gruffle by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009
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