Gruffled

When someone is into something when its new.

when a person gets a new toy, say a motorcycle, they are very into cycles, so that person is gruffled.

by joejoegaipa March 7, 2010

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.

-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.

by jimwade December 3, 2009

griffled

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle

boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled

by charles chad February 16, 2006

Gruffed

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.

"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."

by Muttemor May 12, 2021

grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020