gruffley

A happy, chierfully as u wish reddy willing and able gracefull yet a bit desheveled dog, person CRE REEFUS FERRIMULE / Alacrity -

that person is so gruffley... that dog gruffley has such charismaand he is so graceful in his own relaxed pajama wearing to a black tie kind of way / La chispa ... that cute cool smart dog from Boulder CO/

by chrisristopher robin ru G December 13, 2006

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.

-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.

by jimwade December 3, 2009

Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.

I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.

by LimeUnderscore_ July 1, 2022

grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

The Gruffle

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.

Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc

by Doggysoft September 11, 2005