gruf
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gruf by Good friend :)) April 17, 2020
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Grufflets
Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
Tickled Gruffy
Tickled Gruffy by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018
Goat's Gruff
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
Goat's Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Gruff-knot
Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
Gruff-knot by Tylerstein October 6, 2006
Grufkin
midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.
Grufkin by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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