ground king 

Term of describing a slow, nonathletical person playing a 3vsv3 basketball shooting game, the ground king always fails to attempt an ally oop because of its unnatural behavior, not a very good word to be said to anyone, but it's a highly accurate and unconventional term to define an athlete.

A: ahhhehehhhHAwhrhr AHAHHh shit sorry man, cant ally it in
B: iknow u cant, ur the ground king

ground king by roflroflroflrofl March 17, 2008

Grounding

From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.

"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."

Grounding by sully521 September 28, 2009

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.

‘Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’

groundjingle by Bean bags May 22, 2019

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

Kayla Bishop Grounding by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

natural grounding 

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

natural grounding by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

groundling 

Somebody who can't fly.

Not really a derogatory term, but discriptive. Similar to groundhog.

Don't take your cessna below a thousand feet over a city, you don't want to bother the groundlings.

groundling by Athene Airheart May 13, 2005

groundlings

People who are stuck on the ground all the time.

A non-pilot.

Someone who can't fly.

Also, Groundhog.

"Wow, look at all those groundlings! It's too nice a day to be stuck down there!"

groundlings by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004