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A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
by ynotnvme November 18, 2011
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
by Titten from Phoenix February 27, 2009
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A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way
by LOLABUNNY May 04, 2015
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when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.
Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!
by Sal Costanzo January 03, 2004
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Doing anal sex with someone while giving them a swirlie.
Dude did you hear he groundhoged her?
Yeah dude i guess her hair was wet all night.
by ph0o April 25, 2010
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An out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise class in early January as a New Year's resolution to lose weight. They give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by February 2nd ( Groundhog Day ) they haven't realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.
" It really sucks to go to the gym in January because of all the GROUNDHOGS in there using all the equipment and standing around talking crap. That's okay, because when February 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. "
by Dave Wiggins January 15, 2012
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