Groundsing 

When a person comes too close to someone. Its very uncomfortable especially when its someone you don't know. These individuals who do this is normally males, which is so not cool. They seem to think there is nothing wrong with their groundsing.

When a dude comes into a bathroom and comes to the pisser right next to the one your using when there is like 20 of them open. WTF? Yow guy move the fuck over and stop groundsing on me.

Groundsing by Biggah December 29, 2007

Grounding

From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.

"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."

Grounding by sully521 September 28, 2009

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.

‘Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’

groundjingle by Bean bags May 22, 2019

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

Kayla Bishop Grounding by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

grundling 

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.

"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"

grundling by YodaDoe December 27, 2004

Grondinger 

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.

"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...

Grondinger by DC - JP October 23, 2010

grundlingus 

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005