gritmas 

the day when grit scooters celebrate Christmas day with a scooter compaction

gritmas is on 18th dec 2011

gritmas by gfsdsgr January 1, 2012

Grimasm

The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.

I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.

Grimasm by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Grimtastic 

(adj.) when something is amazing and terrible at the same time.

When you see a burning building... it is amazing and tragic at the same time... Grimtastic.

Grimtastic by lowercase_b March 19, 2010

gristmas 

An very creepy holiday. Often occurring, but not limited to, around Christmas.

If you're having a good Christmas, but then a creeper comes/cums on to you, then your Christmas becomes a Gristmas.

A true Christmas nightmare. Like "The Nightmare before Christmas," except wayyy scarier and without the cool soundtrack. (The only noise you will hear is the sound a gristy guy makes jerking off in a public restroom).

If someone starts Gristing (creeper texting) you on Christmas

Newly-wed woman: I was having the best Christmas ever with those new handcuffs my husband got me!! .... but then this fucking Gristy douche randomly showed up and fucked my Husband. Fucking worst Gristmas ever!!!

Sexually harassed man: Dude, that guy keeps offering to send me gift cards for christmas. I think he just wants to get in my pants.

Friend: dude, just take one in the ass for the 30$ gift card. Especially if it's the candy cane edition. Have a merry Gristmas bro.

Sexually harassed man: Ha ha, funny, go jerk off in public you Grist monger

Gristy dude (to another guy): Hey, can I give you a few gift cards? I really want you to have a special Christmas.

Guy: OMG NO! Cuz then it wouldn't be Christmas anymore--It would be GRISTmas!!

Gristy dude: oh sorry. Hey do you want the gift card with the gingerbread man, the candy cane, or the snowman? Also, I need you to come visit me on vacation in Hawaii. I've got a candy cane to put in your small, brown stocking ;)

Guy: ....... *jaw drops to floor*.......

X rated section of story: Gristy dude shoves penis in guy's mouth while guy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief. Gristy dude finishes, and wishes him a merry Gristmas.

gristmas by I like to play soggy waffle December 29, 2010

grizmas 

The musician Griz's annual Christmas themed concert. It occurs in his hometown of Detroit at the Masonic Temple.

I just scored 2 tickets for Grizmas. I can't wait to hear that funky sax and see those rainbow lazers.

grizmas by DoveJewelz December 23, 2021

gripmas 

On the day after Christmas, every female temporarily hoes out and are ranked based on their grip strength when giving hand jobs. In order to get a tuggie on Gripmas, simply wish a woman a merry Gripmas.

“Dude I’m so excited for Gripmas this year”

“No way man, last year Vanessa almost yanked my dick clean off”

gripmas by Jahomie December 25, 2022

grimasing 

something looking evil

that guys smile was grimasing

grimasing by foodbasicscashier August 23, 2012