griflit 

skin between your balls and your asshole syn: gooch, chode, taint

i need some gold bond my griflits are raw!

griflit by top ropes May 9, 2008

Andy Griffith 

Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.

You can always count on Andy.

Andy Griffith by ATW August 18, 2005

The Griffith Femto Theory 

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

Robbie griffiths 

Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed

A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"

Robbie griffiths by DongerLordBlbanter June 5, 2015

joe griffith 

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.

"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."

joe griffith by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019

Griffiths 

A strong character sometimes when a person has the last name Griffiths they can become very deep in though They have a passion for the unknown and supernatural You can trust them they are hard to fall in and out of love so if you catch there eye find yourself lucky they will also be kind and caring to be honest they are good at most subjects in school!

Griffiths is a top A student/ Griffiths is a last name

Griffiths by Mia_G7 December 13, 2017

griffith'd 

When a person is subjected to the cruelest possible tortures that man can produce for an entire year. I.E. having one's skin peeled off and the muscles exposed while not removing enough blood to kill them.

Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.

Person#1: "did you see that scene in game of tones, where Trimble tromble killed bilbo baggins?
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree

griffith'd by Simply_Unlikeable December 29, 2017