a condition on where even if you see Dr Spencer Reid from criminal minds for just one second & you can't stop thinking about him & you to be with be him to be yours side effects include thinking about him for a long period of time hating j.j & in some extreme cases creating a photo gallery on your computer & thinking of him when you listen to songs by bon jovi

girl 1 omg spencer reid is so adorkable
girl 2 do you love him ?
girl 1 yes & someday he'll be mine & we'll be together forever
girl 2 o.k you have greid you need help
girl 1 no i don't
girl 2 hello you tried to blow up j.j's house
girl 1 ... she had it coming

Greid by lcw007 January 11, 2009

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Groidian Slip

noun. When a negroid--see nigger--accidentally mentions a word or phrase that furthers the black stereotype.

John: Hey Jamal, check out those strange, white lemons.

Jamal: Oh lawd, I do love me some white wimminz--I mean white lemons.

John: Jamal, we all know what you're thinking about; that Groidian Slip gave it away.

Groidian Slip by yougottheaids October 23, 2008

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greediculous

to be greedy and ridiculous at the same time

my boyfriend wanted to have sex for the 4th time today! "kwame, seriously, you're being greediculous!"

greediculous by k'me March 8, 2015

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Greediocracy

(Sometimes written greediocracy)

It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.

The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.

It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)

It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy

NOFX - The Decline

Greediocracy by cunning2627 August 22, 2012

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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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