1. An obnoxiously pathetc attempt to do something funny
2. An asswhipe
3. A joke that is not funny and so akward that you want to kill the person that said it
2. An asswhipe
3. A joke that is not funny and so akward that you want to kill the person that said it
What the fuck! That joke was a reid
by DeShane January 30, 2008

by katieanne1020 August 12, 2010

v. 1. The act of spelunking. 2. The act of surrendering.
n. Someone in a powerful position with the resources and mandate to fix massive problems but too incompetent and cowardly to do anything other than placate his enemies. See also Chamberlain.
n. Someone in a powerful position with the resources and mandate to fix massive problems but too incompetent and cowardly to do anything other than placate his enemies. See also Chamberlain.
Dude, the Crystal Cave was awesome! You should have reided it with me.
Man, this reid has a solid majority in both houses and an ally in the White House but all he can do is talk about "centrism" and "bipartisanship!"
Man, this reid has a solid majority in both houses and an ally in the White House but all he can do is talk about "centrism" and "bipartisanship!"
by tojient August 30, 2009

a cool guy, but when he drinks he cockblocks everyone at the party and prevents girls from showing there boobs at said party
guy 1 : did you get any at the party
guy 2 : nooo i was gunna but this dude was being such a reid and walked in on me
guy 1: That sucks
guy 2 : nooo i was gunna but this dude was being such a reid and walked in on me
guy 1: That sucks
by kimhjo March 02, 2011

The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and has a great sense of humor
by flower_fields394 April 16, 2015
