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When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.
(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!

Dude! WTF! We're winning!

Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.

Man! Talk about your gridirony!
gridirony by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010
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A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.
Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.
gridirony by youknowilikeribs November 16, 2011
The name by which American Football is referred to outside America.
Not that interested in gridiron, really.
Gridiron by Matt_TY November 15, 2003

Gay as Gridiron 

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.
Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.
Gay as Gridiron by superchuck94 April 26, 2011
Refers to American and Canadian football.
Gridiron is a great sport.
Gridiron by left4ded September 21, 2005

Gridiron Gang Bang 

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.
Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.
Gridiron Gang Bang by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008
Refers to American and Canadian football.
I love the gridiron.
Gridiron by left4ded April 13, 2005
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