gridirony

When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.

(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!

Dude! WTF! We're winning!

Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.

Man! Talk about your gridirony!

by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010

gridirony

A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.

Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.

by youknowilikeribs November 16, 2011

Gridiron

The name by which American Football is referred to outside America.

Not that interested in gridiron, really.

by Matt_TY November 15, 2003

Gay as Gridiron

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.

Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.

by superchuck94 April 26, 2011

Gridiron

Refers to American and Canadian football.

Gridiron is a great sport.

by left4ded September 21, 2005

Gridiron Gang Bang

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.

Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.

by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008

Gridiron

Refers to American and Canadian football.

I love the gridiron.

by left4ded April 13, 2005