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Messi Greenwood 

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.
Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.
Messi Greenwood by Benny XI July 9, 2020

greenwashing 

when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.
Both are examples of "greenwashing".

- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.

- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.
greenwashing by Pete @ Humber October 2, 2007
Word of the Day on October 17, 2022

greenwich bitch 

ultra sensitive personality for timing in datings or meetings
don't be such a greenwich bitch dude, u don't get mad at someone for being late to an occasion, in Istanbul.
greenwich bitch by kelamist August 17, 2018
As someone from Back Country, I can attest to a lot of this. A very very wealthy part of Greenwich where houses sell for 4.5 million and over. Most kids here go to boarding schools such as Loomis Chaffee, Deerfield, Choate, and Phillips A+E. Kids here get their first car when they're 15. All the girls wear van cleef, Cartier and go yachting in with their dads yacht on the weekends. You'll commonly see preps here, boys only play lacrosse, hockey and football.... Moms are usually stay at home moms, and dads work as lawyers, surgeons, executives or CEOs in Manhattan
Oh she is really preppy.... must be from back country greenwich
Greenwich by BLOBFISH12348 February 10, 2021

jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.
jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time
jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

greenwood lake middle school 

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!
Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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