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A robot designed to be your friend. This is decieving though, sometimes the robot shortcircuits and then becomes psychotic.
The greenwood broke and now when we clean the refrigerator, it yells at us!
by bananabananabanana December 09, 2009
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The Greenwood refers to when a man comes home after a long days work with aggressions towards his partner, takes off his old dirty crusty work socks, gags his partner with them, hog ties them, and then proceeds to give the parter dry anal.
"We came home after a hard days work and right as I walked through the door, I got the Greenwood."
by McProffesional January 26, 2014
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A result in the game of poker, when ironically, a male player who gets a straight, is wearing feminine clothing.
Alex got two straights in the last two hands of poker, which is ironic for a man wearing that scarf. What a Greenwood.
by BigAlsPokerHand March 14, 2018
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noun - An erection or woody one gets while stoned on marijuana or green.
Last time we smoked up with the bitches, I had huge greenwood every time I looked at Sally's tits.
by SleepyDP January 02, 2010
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A dero suburb in the Northern Suburbs of Perth. High results in fighting, beer drinking and burnouts may accumulate from living or 'hanging around' in Greenwood. More commonly know for consuming more alcohol than is safe for ordinary humans"
"Your fucked, this is greenwood ya cunt"
"Fucking Greenwood dero cunt"
"A block of Export thanks mate"
by Dylan Currie January 28, 2006
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