Greenock

Gaelic Name = Grianaig. Pronounced Greenock NOT grenock. Town located on the lower banks of the river Clyde in Western Scotland.Home to The Heaviest RainFall In Western Civilisation(Probably). Former Shipbuilding Giant,Much To the annoyance Of that quaint little fishing village upstream called GlasgowWho Had To deepen The River And Build a New Town Beside It Called Port Glasgow,Just To Compete see Port Bird. Suffered Badly under Margaret ThatcherWhen The town lost much of its heavy industries including the oldest shipyard in the world Scotts. Probably THE most famous Unknown town outside of Scotland.

English Person,'and where in Scotland are you from?' GreenockGuy, 'GREENOCK' EnglishPerson,'??????,is it near glasgow?. Greenock Guy, 'FUCK OFF'

by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008

greenock

Shithole with more drugs in it than Pablo Escobar could dream of having

Mate, ye want tae go tae Greenock, the cocaine supply is low again and it's the cheapest place in scotland for it.

by h cult official September 17, 2020

Greenock

A honking city in Scotland that never has good weather. Even when it's sunny... it's raining.

The wee guy that works in Store Sales

So, how was the weather on holiday?" "Och, pure Greenock mate!

by l1983r June 12, 2011

Greenock

Absolute shite hole that hums of dug shite, birds in Greenock are gigantic slappers who could nae keep their legs shut if they’re fannies were padlocked.

Wee John fae Lang-bank: “Aye mate I’m talking tae this bird from Greenock”
Wee John’s Prick of a pal: “Slag.”

by ATRCRE February 18, 2026

geenock

Old navy slang term for penis, popularized by TR; abbreviation (nickname): Geen
See griznoid or grisnoid

Often used as an insult: "Bill, you geenock"

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Greenockian

A person who hails from Greenock in Scotland.

Am frae Greenock, so am Greenockian.

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025

greeneckathorn

a series of hysterical laughter and uncontrollable sobbing in one sitting. it sounds bipolar, but the laughing and crying is for no specific reason and is often completely out of the blue. the act is sort of mean, because no one knows what to say or how to help.. do they try to comfort you? or laugh with you?

my mom feared i would have a greeneckathorn when she told me my sister was getting married.

by jarly June 17, 2008