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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
Related Words

greenitize

The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
greenitize by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007

Greenify 

(Verb.) (1)To make green, especially with reference to conservation. (2)To begin recycling. (3)To make a home or community earth-friendly. (4) To plant trees and shrubbery. (5)Any effort to help the planet.
In order to conserve precious resources for the future, parents should teach their children to greenify by recycling and planting native trees and shrubbery.
Greenify by Wikistrom May 5, 2007

de-greenify 

It's a word used by Elphaba, the Wicked witch of the West, in one of the best Broadway musicals ever called Wicked. Elphaba was born green and she hopes that one day when she meets the famous Wizard of Oz, he will do her a favor and ''degreenify'' her, so she would have a normal-colored skin and people wouldn't judge her. She specifically sang it in a song ''The Wizard and I''
And one day, he'll say to me, "Elphaba,
A girl who is so superior
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
Have a matching exterior?
And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris

Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"
de-greenify by Vanes March 30, 2013

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

greenify 

Verb. 1. To make green. 2. To make eco-friendly, such as by recycling. 3. Any action that helps the environment, such as using electric engines instead of gasoline or diesel ones.
V.P. Gore is trying to greenify the world with his movie, An Inconvenient Truth.
greenify by Taylor Jared May 7, 2007