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/ˈɡri n.id/
adjective (informal)
1. Having just done something characteristic of Greenie; acting in a way typically associated with that person, especially in a dumb, questionable, or unintentionally funny way.
2. Nuclear fission.
Man I’m greenied”
Greenied by cael.lvgrn February 7, 2026

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

greened out 

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.
Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.
greened out by lilith fair July 31, 2006

Tom Greened 

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.
Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.
When one smokes too much weed, one throws up, doesn’t feel well, or smokes too much and passes out.
Dude, I smoked so much last night I greened.
Greened by Ah-Nah June 23, 2019