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vergelimbo

The rare position of being upon the dual precipice of greatness and abject failure.
Everyone recognized his impressive talent, but his vergelimbo attitude worried his closest friends who feared he could at any moment achieve tremendous fame or failure.
by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006
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yogabond

A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.
As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".
by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006
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ethicurean

A person who chooses to eat only foods that satisfy a specific ethical position. Examples include vegetarians, vegans, locavores.
Being an ethicurean, Bob had begun to cultivate his own organic garden to ensure a guaranteed supply of fresh organic vegetables for himself.
by Vergelimbo September 4, 2006
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preferosexual

Any bisexual individual who is predominantly attracted to partners of a given sex over the other.
Clearly a preferosexual, Mike considered himself bisexual... but statistically his appetite tended towards a steady diet of young men, with a few chics sprinkled along the way "for variety" he said.
by Vergelimbo January 2, 2007
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propagreenda

The systematic misinformation practiced by marketers involving claims of positive environmental, "green" or eco-conscious production of the product being advertised.
Have you ever noticed how all the oil company ads lately feature a field of grass, or sunflower as a backdrop? That is such propagreenda!
by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007
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bloggle

1. To be overwhelmed by requests to visit and comment upon your many friends blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.
EG1: I felt bloggled after returning from my ten-year reunion...everyone I saw, told me of their new blog and asked me to not only visit their blogs, but everyone was expecting me to leave them a comment- I felt absolutely bloggled.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.
by Vergelimbo April 16, 2006
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greenitize

The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007
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