A person's metaphoric wang, the size of which being related to his apparent devotion to the environment via principles, purchases, lame t-shirts and bumper stickers, etc. "Green" comes from the color commonly associated with environmentalism, and "peen" is short for penis. Duh.
While Ryan greatly enlarged his greenpeen by purchasing a Prius, Sean's Highlander Hybrid provided a decent enlargement while also allowing him to keep his dignity.
A superhero made up by Albert/Flamingo as a joke his superpower would be to turn inti anyting as long as hit editor is not feeling lazy or, to pull out a gun and start to shoot the target.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.