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Broccoli is a term for weed seeming how are is green like broccoli the term is most popular in the song "Broccoli" by D.R.A.M featuring Lil Yachty
by DGDfan2003 August 21, 2016
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coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana
i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now
by chico May 05, 2003
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1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"
by Dagon April 30, 2005
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can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!
forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
by Adrian November 06, 2004
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another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana
i'm smoking up my broccoli
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by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"
"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"
by Karatekid1222 June 12, 2008
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Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.
by Shawn B. May 08, 2003
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