Vanessa's definitions

Shrek

Shrek, the most pimp, most awesome, coolest guy in Florida. The most amazing person to come out of The University of West Florida.

I wish my boyfriend was more like Shrek.

by Vanessa February 15, 2005

plasache

a legless midget that molests animals

That plasache touched the chicken in a funny way.

by vanessa December 9, 2003

hazn

abbreviation of 'hot half-asian'

gurl, that is one fine hazn

by vanessa May 7, 2005

slugish

to be slow

yo kortnee you are mad slugish like a slug

by vanessa November 13, 2003

qkuite

originating on the streets of Mercer Island, qkuite is a parody on the word 'cute', used by valleygirls

basically means 'cool'

your hair. is so. qkuite.

qkuite socks!

by vanessa May 7, 2005

pizzagasm

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.

i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm

by Vanessa November 25, 2004

homoserious

when a homosexual couple have decided to get serious about their relationship. it's usually used to describe a gay couple who cannot be married.

-"bill? want to be homoserious with me?"
-"sure deary."

by vanessa April 21, 2004