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Older, maybe retired people greeting you at the entrance at Wal-Mart and other chain stores
Did you see the greettard
GreetTard by sealancer June 10, 2009
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greencard moment 

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw
Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?
greencard moment by TK Savage March 1, 2017
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greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.
Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.
greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017

Grittard 

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude
See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation
Grittard by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.
" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "
Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010

Greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
Greentard by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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