Gretard
Instead of just ordering delivery like a normal person, he built a raft and crossed the bay — what a total Gretard.
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Gretard
Combination of Greta Thunberg and retard
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life
1. That Gretard promoted the environment last week and Gaza this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.
Gretard by jeffy47882 June 11, 2025
Goretard
Goretard by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010
Goretard
A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010
Greard
Sally told her mother, "I need to shave my greard before we go to the beach because people will see it protruding from my micro bikini and they will laugh."
The mother replied,"don't be ashamed of your greard...it signifies maturity."
Bill did not wipe well after a bathroom session and got feces stuck in his greard
The mother replied,"don't be ashamed of your greard...it signifies maturity."
Bill did not wipe well after a bathroom session and got feces stuck in his greard
getard
(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.
Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.
Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.
"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"
getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007
geetard
A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.
1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.