greetard 

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

greetard by shankus November 30, 2004

greetard 

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

greetard by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.

" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "

Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010

Greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

Greentard by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

gleetard 

A term to describe idiots that are obsessed with the show 'Glee'

She would be here having fun but instead decided to stay home and be a gleetard.

gleetard by bucknkd December 28, 2009