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Breedtard 

Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.
Sharon is a f***ing breedtard... that's her sixth kid in the last 2 years! she's never done a days work in her life and is claiming more money from the government than I'm earning in full time work!
Breedtard by Nobby999 November 2, 2012
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brextard 

Particularly dense variety of Brexit voter with zero capacity for rational independent thought and a sub-zero grasp of English grammar. Often found polluting sensible online discussions with an endless stream of repetitive drivel.
Brextard: “we had r vote get over it snowflake,,, out means out so shut up”
Normal human: oh dear, he’s gone full brextard.
brextard by DottorCasa January 14, 2019
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Beeptard 

Beeptard is a FNF (Friday Night Funkin') Fan/Stan. They mostly like the garbage music of FNF (let's be real here, its literarly alien noises but reverbed)
"Imagine being a fucking beeptard","Oh? So you are a FNF fan, This means you are a fucking Beeptard, I hate these!"
Beeptard by Grizler February 12, 2022

Brexitard 

An individual so deranged in the pursuit of Brexit, that they seemingly lose all capabilities of demonstrating logic and reason. This often co-insides with an inability to form meaningful sentences longer than 3 words e.g. "Brexit means Brexit".

Can be easily identified via a mix of, but not exclusively; a love for Margaret Thatcher, unease around anyone of darker complexion, or excessive consumption of Lager (typically Stella Artois).
"Bloody remoaners. Brexit means Brexit. Where my beer? "

I see the Brexitards have made an appearance then.
Brexitard by SpiritedIndividual January 4, 2021

Beertard 

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.
Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.
Beertard by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Brietard 

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
Brietard by esox9t7 April 21, 2019
a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'
beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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