graws

grass but with a british accent.

im going to trim the nice green graws today

graws by jarlin dando March 14, 2019

Grahsniapoisnia 

Politically Correct Insult; inoffensive but derogatory. Implies subject has a disease.

That man has grahsniapoisnia.

Grahsniapoisnia by SpooksandToasters June 6, 2019

gransvestite 

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

gransvestite by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

1008 grams 

One kilogram is equal to 1000 grams. The misconception that there are 1008 grams in a kilogram stems from estimation in the conversion process. 36 ounces is commonly used as a rough equivalent of a kilogram, and 3.5 grams is commonly used as a rough equivalent of 1/8 ounce.

"An eighth" (1/8 ounce) is a common unit used in buying and selling drugs. 1/8 ounce is equivalent to ≈3.54369, but digital scales rarely display decimals more precise than tenths, so an eighth ounce is treated as equivalent to 3.5 grams.

(3.5*8)*36=1008.

"1008 grams and that's a whole thing" - Young Thug, "Scared of You"
"Weighed 1008 grams on the square" - Future, "Trap N*ggas"
"Mr. 1008 grams" - Yo Gotti, "Yayo"
"36 o's, 2.2 pounds, 1008 grams, that's how it goes down" - Big Six, "1008 Grams"

1008 grams by my wife left me December 5, 2016

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Gawsoloy 

The feeling of peace, when you know everything is right with the world.

James ran out into the green, green street and caught a rose petal in his hand. His eyes bright, he looked behind him and saw an old man, sitting on a bench and just smiling. This simple act overwhelmed him, and suddenly everything around him - his life, his world - fit together like the last pieces of a so long bewildered puzzle. For the first time in his life, James had found Gawsoloy.

Gawsoloy by Crambazzle January 4, 2013

Grase 

You know someone named "Grace" right? Well if you don't then a basic summary of one is that:

They are mostly good, beautiful, glorious, amazing, stupendous, ultra cool, fantastic people until they aren't

Grase is the budget version of Grace, they are inferior to Graces in all statistics if the Grace in question is one of those sexy ultimate lords of pure amazement. But a Grase is just barely superior to a Grace that is an completely useless worthless bitch who cheats on rocks on the ground with blades of grass she finds laying on the sidewalk.

Grase's are basically those people you get along with only because you pity them, you feel pity because if a mere letter of their name was just ever so different then it could skyrocket their levels of interest past that of a jester who can't move nor speak. They feel no vengeance nor anger towards Graces (Hopefully) and are mostly passive people, hiding nothing from any living entity due to an overabundance of openness.

Grase is just bootleg Grace and nobody can change my mind

Grase by Champion of Clear Definitions October 31, 2020