grassturd

When you go to the bathroom and take a shit and its green

I just had a grassturd

by Pro frosty 616 September 8, 2016

Grasstronaut

A person who is very high on marijuana.

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!

by wizdog July 14, 2010

greaseturd

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains

my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

by Jawful October 25, 2011

Greasyturd

A pro Horde Paladin on the US Stormscale server- World of Warcraft

SPAM THE MOTHER FUCKER WITH HEALS GREASYTURD!

by 8=D---O-: March 18, 2009

graviturd hill

Like gravity hill, but a lot more turdish.

Did you park your car on Gravity Hill? Yeah, it was more like Graviturd Hill.

by phartin Tom August 7, 2007