Grasstronaut 

A person who is very high on marijuana.

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!

Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010

grasstronaut 

an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".

That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.

grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008

gastronaut 

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.

The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!

gastronaut by pentozali August 5, 2008

gaystronaut 

A term used to describe someone who is out of this world gay.

Chris: I went to the strip club with Evan and he brought a tree-book to read.
Marc: That Evan is gayer than a gaystronaut.

gaystronaut by vanionbb April 1, 2010

gastronaut 

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.

He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.

gastronaut by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

gastronaut 

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

gastronaut by ARog59 September 25, 2024