an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".

That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.

grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008

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grasstronaut • gastronaut • gaystronaut • go astronaut

gastronaut

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.

The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!

gastronaut by pentozali August 5, 2008

gaystronaut

A term used to describe someone who is out of this world gay.

Chris: I went to the strip club with Evan and he brought a tree-book to read.
Marc: That Evan is gayer than a gaystronaut.

gaystronaut by vanionbb April 1, 2010

gastronaut

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.

He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.

gastronaut by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

gastronaut by ARog59 September 25, 2024

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026