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Gasturd

A small turd lingering within a huge fart. You don't know it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.

A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.

A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
"Wholly shit, what was that. I thought it was only a fart, but it was a gasturd. It shattered the toiletbowl and I am soaked."
by Alex Cuntz February 4, 2010
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Gasturd

A turd propelled at a high rate of speed from your butthole by a fart.
"I shot out a gasturd and it made the pee-water splash all up on my butthole."
by Fingers of Ray February 1, 2010
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Gasturbation

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009
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Gayturds

Proper way to refer to the Florida Gators football team.
"The Gayturds lost again, they are such a shit team."
by TehBruce October 12, 2019
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Gatturday

is a Saturday that soley revolves around drinking alcohol Gatt
oh look its Gatturday, time for a drink.

get your gatt on, its gatturday.

im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday

This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.

Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.
by RafeNP10 September 15, 2011
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Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!
You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!
by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017
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Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
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