A small turd lingering within a huge fart. You don't know it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.
A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.
A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.
A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.
A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
"Wholly shit, what was that. I thought it was only a fart, but it was a gasturd. It shattered the toiletbowl and I am soaked."
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The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009
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get your gatt on, its gatturday.
im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday
This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.
Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.
get your gatt on, its gatturday.
im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday
This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.
Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.
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Get the Gastard mug.A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
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