Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020
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The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
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Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009
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Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.
by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018
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"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
by Jawful October 25, 2011
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