Grassturbation
Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
Grassturbation by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020
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Grassturbation
Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
Grassturbation by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020
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crassturbation
The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
Gasturbation
The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
Gasturbation by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009
Gaysturbation
Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.
Gaysturbation by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018
Glassturbating
The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.
"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011
Graphturbation
To become overly excited, geeky, obsessed and possibly aroused by the graphics of a computer game and or its characters from gameplay or artwork aswell.
Graphturbation by Warsailor March 28, 2013
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