Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates through grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

Gasturbation

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.

Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation

by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009

Gaysturbation

When you have sex with a clone of yourself.

Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.

by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

by Jawful October 25, 2011

Graphturbation

To become overly excited, geeky, obsessed and possibly aroused by the graphics of a computer game and or its characters from gameplay or artwork aswell.

When that new game came out he talked so much, I believe he was in a state of graphturbation

by Warsailor March 28, 2013