Gasstard

Gay ass retard

Man your brother is such a gasstard!

Hey look hes a gasstard!

Gasstard by Off Da Hook Fish March 31, 2011

Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gastard 

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastard 

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

Gastard by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard 

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

Gastard by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Glasstard

Someone who is a bastard and is also made of glass, like the Kool Aid Man
OH YEAH!!!

Don't touch me you drink. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. Get away from me you glasstard

Glasstard by Vampyro May 13, 2005

Gastards 

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

Gastards by xTristam March 6, 2010