Grasstronaut
Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010
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grasstronaut
an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".
That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.
grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008
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gastronaut
gastronaut by pentozali August 5, 2008
gaystronaut
Chris: I went to the strip club with Evan and he brought a tree-book to read.
Marc: That Evan is gayer than a gaystronaut.
Marc: That Evan is gayer than a gaystronaut.
gaystronaut by vanionbb April 1, 2010
gastronaut
gastronaut by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011
gastronaut
Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.
gastronaut by ARog59 September 25, 2024
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