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Grasspergers
Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.
Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Grasspergers by Grasspie August 23, 2018
grasser
UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT
When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.
Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.
Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.
Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.
Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.
Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.
Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.
Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.
UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018
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