glassmeyer 

The most athletic family ever

Andrew Glassmeyer= Football
Wil= Tennis
Ryan= Dirt bike
Lucy=Basketball

glassmeyer by Florida theo April 8, 2019

william douglas glassmeyer 

He is one of the most handsome people on the plant and if you want to get some call 513-831-8873

William Douglas Glassmeyer is a fucking thot

william douglas glassmeyer by Florida theo April 9, 2019

glassmaker 

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"

Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!

glassmaker by msvalley February 28, 2018

Glosemeyer 

Rich farmers

Then Glosemeyer’s bought a new tractor

Glosemeyer by anonymous August 13, 2023