grassacre

the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn

combines the words grass and massacre

"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"

"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."

by mzlizz August 1, 2009

Grassage

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

by Picklington November 8, 2017

Grassface

(n) Compound word; originally used as a lighter, milder term for crapface, when one does not want to be reprimanded for using pg-13 language in front of minor minors. Evolved into a universal substitute for any curse. Mysteriously capable of bringing smiles onto both user and usee.

Alternate usage of grass as a substitute for crap: "Piece of Grass."

The exclamation "What a grassface!" is sometimes used immediately following a sneeze.

Other related exclamation as a synonym to "rats!" and the like: "Grassy ping-pong balls!"

"Acchooo! What a grassface!"

"I'm gonna get that piece of grass..."

"Get your grass out of here!"

"Grassy grassface shedding pieces of grass!"

"Quit grassing around!"

by GuavaGuy December 8, 2013

Grassage

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.

fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "

by orio92 May 3, 2010

grasscreamanitis

the invluntary action of screaming at every blade of grass you see. also, a fun game to play in the car with your parents or friends.

Jeffy - "Hey Billy look, a blade of grass!"
Billy - "AHHAHHHHHHGHAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHH"
Jeffy - "Wow, you have got to get that grasscreamanitis checked out"

by Mit Romney January 10, 2009

grassary

a field under grass; grassland.

The town abounds in grassaries (plural of grassary).

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

grasstree

A politically correct word for the "blackboy" tree which was deemed racist in Australia so they called it a grass tree instead .

aussie 1: hey mate did you see that blackboy tree?
Aussie 2: whoa mate you can't say that, it's called a grasstree now mate.

by Banana_wafler July 1, 2017