grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.

"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"

grannycon by nyanners July 13, 2017

Grannycon

A slang word for pedophiles.

"EW, I am not some Grannycon! That woman has to be 19!"

Grannycon by NeptuneFell September 11, 2023

grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.

Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.

grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Grannycopter

Where a granny takes her really saggy tits and starts to throw them around like helicopter blades and dust goes everywhere

Granny: "We ride the grannycopter tonight"

Grannycopter by YEET NIBBA March 27, 2018

Grannycrunking 

A past-time enjoyed by many around the Yorkshire area. Involves "cruising" in a car, with the windows down and music being played at large volume. Participants then "crunk" at passing citizens, preferably those of a more mature age in order to gain a similar, gangsta-style reaction.

Maisie: Yo, Eliza! Holla at me when you wanna go Grannycrunking, yeah?!
Eliza: Sure thing, mo'fuckaaa!

Grannycrunking by Mazzle2401 June 10, 2011

Grannyfanny 

1. A good looking young lady who possesses a rather grotesque vagina.

2. Someone with undesirable physical, mental or social qualities, much like an old lady's vagina.

Youth #1: Shit dude i wouldn't wind getting in Stacey

Youth #2: Nah you dont wanna do that, she's a Grannyfanny.

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Enraged Driver: Piss-off ya Grannyfanny!

Grannyfanny by Franno December 26, 2007

Grannylover 

someone who is a true G and likes the odd donna kebab but more the older woman

crum - part of the gunit

Grannylover by Ginga April 11, 2005