crum

its like cum but like not really

i just crum

by crumlord2 April 13, 2021

crum

Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.

Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"

by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009

crum

Merman/mermaid semen/cum/ejaculation

"But King Trident, I don't want to swallow your crum!"

by Eeeeeyow January 10, 2009

crum

(noun). one who is crummy, trashy, dirty, old, etc. often characteristic of the Los Angeles rock scene.

"Get a load of these L.A. crums! God they totally suck!"

by Linzzz March 18, 2008

crum

Taking a dump on someone's chest.

Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.

by mack January 18, 2004

Crums

An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.

"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"

by VagFingaz October 29, 2009

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017