Crum

Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"

Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"

by benuk November 8, 2006

crum

its like cum but like not really

i just crum

by crumlord2 April 13, 2021

Crum

Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.

Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"

by Manets January 24, 2009

Crum

When you cringe and cum at the same time.

Man, that midget porn really made me crum!

by Crummaster69 May 29, 2019

Crum

Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.

I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.

by captian October 26, 2007

Crum

When you cum and shit crowns your asshole at the same time.

"Man, I wanna finish jacking off but I gotta shit. Oh god, I just crummed.

by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 6, 2018

Crum

The act of cumming and crying at the same time.

Past tense of crum is crame.

Allen and Jeremy were crumming when they penetrated Brandin in the back of a work truck in the alley behind a dominos.

I found myself crumming at my grandma's funeral when I crame in my grandpa.

by Slayerized666 January 21, 2019