Grannyfanny

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1. A good looking young lady who possesses a rather grotesque vagina.

2. Someone with undesirable physical, mental or social qualities, much like an old lady's vagina.

Youth #1: Shit dude i wouldn't wind getting in Stacey

Youth #2: Nah you dont wanna do that, she's a Grannyfanny.

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Enraged Driver: Piss-off ya Grannyfanny!

Grannyfanny by Franno December 26, 2007

Words you can keep

Ur Granny Fanny

Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.

Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*

Ur Granny Fanny by Mr.Boomtasicofboomtasics March 14, 2018

Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.

Granny fanny by sallyport August 11, 2010

granny fanny

The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.

" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"

granny fanny by Lee April 6, 2005

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

granny fanny by pro2aria June 6, 2007

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

Granny Fanny by vitesse04 June 27, 2018

granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death

Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"

granny fanny fuck by Louis Lostes September 16, 2018

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026