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Grandpapa

Grandpapa is theo
Grandpapa is theo
by Douglas the beef jerky September 6, 2023
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grandpapa

A person who has the smelliest farts in the world and is a proper ladies man.
Guy: What's that smell? Is it grandpapa?
Girl: I don't know but he's a sexy beast
by Carterusm1 October 16, 2017
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Grandpapa

Son: hey mom who are we going to the zoo with?
Mom: we are going with your grandparents!
Son: grandmama and grandpapa?

Mom: yup that's them...
by Gammysoup December 3, 2019
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lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
by Dwejj July 11, 2018
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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023
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dang it grandpa

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa
by Kpop central September 17, 2020
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Ur grandpap a trap

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
by father_anxiety March 12, 2018
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