grandpappy

Term for a stereotypical southern grandfather who generally sits on a porch drinking moonshine and playing the deliverance theme on a banjo.

I fetched my grandpappy his moonshine from the old well

grandpappy by akljhakljhakejlgh November 27, 2006

Grandpappy

That one person in your friend group who acts like your mom. Just kidding, they're a caring and lovable blob of joy. The Grandpappy in your friend group can also be called Gramps or old man\woman. They try very hard to keep everyone happy but they don't take time to make themselves happy. Protect the old Gramps in your friend group becuase you never know when you'll lose em. Luv ya Gramps 👊

Jesus Grandpappy-

Grandpappy by Trumpet toot October 23, 2019

grandpappy

grandfather; often used in a question in a derogatory manner to express superiority over another

Who's yo' grandpappy?

grandpappy by Haris H September 26, 2004

Grandpappy Smash 

This is the result of masturbating too much. Your dick will become chafed and will bleed.

I heard that loser in our third period class is so lonely he did the Grandpappy smash.

Grandpappy Smash by VMC22189 September 16, 2006

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

Ur grandpappy a trappy 

Not to be used unless in great danger as it will destroy the entirety of all space and time being.

The only time it should be used if someone harms you to a point of no return only this can cancel the harm done.

Dave - ur sister a mister
Carl - ur grandpappy a trappy
*Dave’s body is consumed and eradicated by space it’s self to the point where there is a infinite hole of agony and suffer corroding the expanding universe*

Ur grandpappy a trappy by Yeetimus the of yeet March 19, 2018

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy 

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018