grandapa
my grandapa can jump 5 feet in the air
grandapa by ernesto ramondo III June 2, 2011
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lazy grandpa
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018
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Grandpa in his bunker
Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023
dang it grandpa
dang it grandpa by Kpop central September 17, 2020
Ur grandpap a trap
The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
Ur grandpap a trap by father_anxiety March 12, 2018
Angry Grandpa
A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa
Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017
grandpaing
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
grandpaing by Cpuny September 3, 2019
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