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A very attractive male above the age of 30.
"He's very hot, but a little too old to be Papi, so he's grandpapi!"
Grandpapi by grandpapiwhisperer April 18, 2016
Words you can keep
A man who is roughly 30 years old who likes to sleep with much younger Spanish women,
Whora the Explorer had a disappointing night with Grandpapi Cookie
Grandpapi by Thatsdatruth May 2, 2018

grandpapi niko 

Uterus man she will steal ur uterus
Grandpapi niko loves stealing uterus for her science projects
grandpapi niko by Grandpapi niko December 10, 2022

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football
Teddy: “Ur Mom gay
Skeet: “No u
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

Ur grandpapi bi 

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur mom gay
Sam: ur dad lesbian

Bob: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur grandpapi bi

*earth explodes*

ur grandpapi joe 

The BEST SAYING KNOWN TO MAN KIND THAT WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY LEXI PANARO WHO IS ALSO UR MOM

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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