gramputer
a model of a screen or laptop that has the same resolution as the base model but a much larger screen with the target demographic of vision impaired older people.
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gramatter
gramatter is an amazing langue (language) that only the most smartest of people can understand and speak it was created in the year 2020 and was one of the only good things to actually come from the year 2020 if you know how to speak gramatter i applaud you
gramatter by coolassbotch February 18, 2021
grampers
Grampster
A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Grampster by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
grumpster
n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
grumpster by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008
grumpster
grumpster by shaeristina June 8, 2017
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.