Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".
`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.
by Grego April 06, 2005
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One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
by u8wood March 22, 2005
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1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
by u8wood March 22, 2005
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ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021
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