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Definitions by Larson

A round of Zentarskys 

Is a set of Zentarskys - plural of Zentarsky, more than one - purchased by an individual in a group for the entire group.
Waiter asks the table - “Any drinks or appetizers for the table?”

Customer - “ Let’s start with a round of Zentarskys for the table
A round of Zentarskys by Larson December 25, 2022

Zentarsky 

10 to 12 ounces of light beer with 1 to 2 ounces of orange juice, preferably Miller Lite.

Easily made by pouring beer into a pint glass leaving room to add the orange juice.

Asked for by name at a wide range of establishments from dive bars to country clubs.
Bartender - what are we drinking today?

Patron - I will have a Zentarsky!
Zentarsky by Larson December 23, 2022
Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.
You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.
grampers by Larson November 9, 2006