Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins
hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.
Guy
1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably
break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would
fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!