grammon
grammon by Gutter trash November 15, 2014
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Gammon bollard
The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009
gammon hangers
a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010
Grammo
Grammo by francocococo November 22, 2016
Gammon
British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.
The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages
The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages
A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it
Gammon by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022
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