5 definitions by Jeffbridgesiscool
When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
Man, y'know Dave?
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
by Jeffbridgesiscool September 13, 2022
A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun
by Jeffbridgesiscool May 2, 2022
Named for the British TV show of the same name, it is the act of waking up hungover in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there (and optionally in different clothing than you left in)
This originates from the plot outline of each episode of Mr Benn being that the titular character would enter a magical clothes shop, get changed in a changing room, then exit to a new different place
This originates from the plot outline of each episode of Mr Benn being that the titular character would enter a magical clothes shop, get changed in a changing room, then exit to a new different place
Oh Trev! I ended up doing a Mr Benn last night and woke up in London! We started drinking in Aberdeen!
by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022
A British slang for someone who tries and fails to do something Legendary.
Derogatory. Means roughly "not quite a legend" mostly used when it's all they're fault.
Derogatory. Means roughly "not quite a legend" mostly used when it's all they're fault.
E.g 1
1: Watch this Mate!
*1 fails spectacularly*
2: You're such a Leg End.
E.g. 2
1: That Neil thinks he's such a legend, but he's just a Leg End.
1: Watch this Mate!
*1 fails spectacularly*
2: You're such a Leg End.
E.g. 2
1: That Neil thinks he's such a legend, but he's just a Leg End.
by Jeffbridgesiscool October 24, 2016
British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.
The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages
The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages
A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it
by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022