gowdie

the act of inserting one's penis through someone's pierced earlobe for sexual arousal

Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another

by cuntofthefucker September 7, 2014

Goldierocks

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.

Goldierocks rocked it last night…

by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011

Goodie closet

A closet filled with goods

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”

by PigIA September 1, 2020

slim goodie

A skinny/ slim girl who is also sexy or attractive

Keep calm and f*ck a slim goodie

by hkayy March 12, 2015

Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

by David The Strange May 28, 2009

Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.

"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013